A little polar bear goes to his father and says, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" Dad replies, "I don't know son, go ask your mother." So the little polar bear finds his mom and asks, "Am I 100% polar bear?" Mom thinks about it for a while and says, "Well, I'm a polar bear and your father is a polar bear. All your grandparents, aunts and uncles are polar bears. I'd say it's a safe bet you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?" To which the little polar bear shouts, "Because I'm fucking freezing!"
This joke is best told when both the teller and the listener are very cold..
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