Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating some curds and whey.

Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I get the distinct impression that people ignore me. Doctor:...

Why did the...

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a...

I just tried to...

He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing.

I asked my gf to...

...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". That spider never knew what hit...

Pretty soon, I...

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!...

Why did the...

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a...

I just tried to...

He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing.

I asked my gf to...

...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". That spider never knew what hit...

Pretty soon, I...

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!...

Judging by the...

...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider.

I just tried to...

He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing.

I asked my gf to...

...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". That spider never knew what hit...

Pretty soon, I...

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!...

Judging by the...

...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider.

Legendary Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity...

I asked my gf to...

...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". That spider never knew what hit...

Pretty soon, I...

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!...

Judging by the...

...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider.

Legendary Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in...

Pretty soon, I...

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!...

Judging by the...

...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider.

Legendary Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in...

My friend got a...

Now he has a website.

Judging by the...

...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider.

Legendary Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in...

My friend got a...

Now he has a website.

Little Billy...

And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said. "If you don't bring in a...

Legendary Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in...

My friend got a...

Now he has a website.

Little Billy...

And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said. "If you don't bring in a...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in...

My friend got a...

Now he has a website.

Little Billy...

And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said. "If you don't bring in a...

My friend got a...

Now he has a website.

Little Billy...

And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said. "If you don't bring in a...

Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I get the distinct impression that people ignore me. Doctor:...

Little Billy...

And his teacher was furious. "Right.", she said. "If you don't bring in a...

Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I get the distinct impression that people ignore me. Doctor:...

Why did the...

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating some curds and whey.

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