in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, 'Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, and altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed it in her rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good,' and Mary slowly fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
'Jesus Christ!' yelled Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good,' and Mary slowly fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Marh a third question. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The teacher fainted.
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