A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent. The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several prostitutes approach and proposition him."Twenty bucks a trick!"These solicitations embarrass the priest who lowers his head and hurries on until he gets to the convent. Once inside he displays his naivet� by asking the Mother Superior, "What is a trick?"She answers, "Twenty bucks -- just like on the street."
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