Little Johnny was at school one day...

Little Johnny was at school and the teacher was asking all the children to use different words in sentences.

She asked who can use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Roger raises his hand and says "the sky is fascinating.

Good try roger, but I am asking for you to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Missy raises her hand and says "I am fascinated with this class.

The teacher says "Close Missy, but I asked you to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Then little Johnny is raising his hand and the teacher calls on him.

Little Johnny: My sister got a new blouse this weekend with 10 buttons but her tits are so big she could only fascinate.

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