Little Johnny was about to go home from school

but before his class was dismissed, his 2nd grade teacher said,"I'm going to teach you guys about the government next class, so for homework I want you to ask your parents about the government." When Johnny got home, he went up to his father and asked him," Daddy, what's the government?" His father said,"Look at it this way son. Our house is the United States of America, and I'm the president, your mother is Congress, the maid is the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future." Johnny says,"I don't get it." His father replies,"You will eventually." The next day, Johnny wakes up to find out his baby brother went #2 in his diaper. He went to go tell his mother, but she was still sleeping. He then began to hear noises coming from the maid's room. When he peaked through the door, he found his father doing it with the maid. Johnny closed the door then he exclaims,"Oh now I get it! In the United States of America, the president is screwing the working class, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"

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