Little Johnny is playing near a river with his friend...

They see a nude woman and stand there staring. All of a sudden, Little Johnny runs away. His friend later catches up with him and asks him why he ran away. Little Johnny replies "My mom said if I ever stared at a naked woman I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard down there

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