"Honey, I think our son got some bad influence at his school... the other day, he was angry to me and called me a 'bitch'!"
The father was angered: "That son of a bitch..."
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In a later occasion, the mother told the son that his father has grounded him for being a naughty boy: he may not play his console game for 1 month full.
The boy was livid: "Motherfucker..."
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