'Morning, do you have herrings with chocolate?'
'No we don't. ' answers the shopkeeper.
The next day he comes back and asks again.
'Morning, do you have herrings with chocolate?'
'No we don't. ' answers the shopkeeper.
On the third day, the situation repeats itself, and the owner, not wanting to disappoint a regular customer again, prepares a jar of herrings with chocolate. Next day Johnny comes again and again asks:
'Morning, do you have herrings with chocolate?'
'Yes we do. ' proudly answers the shopkeeper.
'Ha!' says Johnny. 'Wonder who's gonna buy that crap!'
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