So, Little Johnny had a reputation as the kid in the class most likely to say something inappropriate. One day, the teacher was showing the children pictures of animals and asking them to identify them. When she held up a picture of a dog, Little Johnny's hand shot up. She thought about it for a second, decided she didn't want to chance it, and called on Suzy. Then she got to a picture of a rooster. Once again, Little Johnny was dying to answer, and once again the teacher thought better of it, and called on Kenny. She got to the last picture, and it was a rat. Johnny's hand was raised again, and she thought it would be safe to call on Little Johnny this time.
"Little Johnny, what kind of animal is this?", she asked.
Little Johnny jumped out of his seat and yelled, "A RAT, A RAT, A BIG FUCKING RAT, WITH GREAT BIG BALLS AND BIG FUCKING TEETH!"
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