Jack comes back from school one day. As he enters the house his dad immediately tells him:
-Go get me my slippers from your sister's room upstairs.
He enters his sister's room and what a sight to behold - two of his sister's pretty friends.
-Dad said I should fuck you both. - Jack said.
-How can you talk to my friends like that. - yelled his sister.
He replied:
-Wanna ask dad?
She agreed and Jack yelled downstairs:
-Dad! Just one?
-Both of them, you idiot!
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