Little Charlie

Two little boys are looking down at a cathouse. They sit there watching men go
in and see all the money beeing counted. They watch the men pour out with
smiling faces.


First boy-I wonders what makes those men smile.


Second boy-Well, lets count our money and go see what makes them smile.


First boy-We have fifty-cents all together.


Second boy-I'll go and find out what they are smiling about while you stay
here.


The second boy goes into the cathouse and says to the head mistress,� I want
fifty cents worth of whatever is making all these men smile." The woman takes
him into one of the rooms and she takes her clothes off. She starts coming
toward him and he runs out of the cathouse screaming.


First boy-What was it?


Second boy-I doesn�t know, but I sure as hell don't want dollars worth of it.