Boy: (Pointing at a horse's dick) Mom, what is that?
Mom: (In embarrassment) Nothing.
Next day boy walking with his dad
Boy: (same question) Dad what is that?
Dad: Son, that is a penis. Huge penis.
Boy: But mom said it's nothing.
Dad: Maybe nothing for your mom, but it can fucking tear us apart.
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