Imagine countries are people in high school. you have America. they are the guy that just good at anything and has the ego to show it, good at sports, intelligent, good looking and witty but they cant help but shove it down your throat. then you got his sidekicks like Australia who is just in the back egging America on like "yeah get him, get him, UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!!!".
Britain is the person who has past differences with people, might've been a few wars here and there but is now just indifferent to everyone and sits there drinking tea.
When America walks down the hallway, and talks the the smaller countries, "s'up Lichtenstein, s'up Pakistan" and Pakistan's just like "oh my god he knows my NAME!!"
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