Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! "
.. and one of the guys says,
"the sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE"
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