Lil' Johnny heads to his grandma's house for a visit. He gets inside, but he can't find her anywhere. He checks all over the house and finally he finds her sprawled out completely naked lying on her bed.
So a little while later, Johnny's dad shows up to pick him up. Johnny runs up to him excited and says, "Daddy, daddy, nana has a shrimp between her legs!"
He dad chuckles, "I don't think that's a shrimp, bud," he says.
Johnny looks confused. He says "Oh, well it sure tastes like one."
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