Cheque account

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn checking account."


The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"


"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"


"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank," says the teller.


The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.


The manager assures her that under no circumstances should she have to listen to such foul language.


They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"


"There is no fucking problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the fuckin' lottery..... and I want to open a damn checking account at this suckass bank."


"I see..." says the manager. "Is this bitch giving you a hard time?"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman