Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says."While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine."The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please.""Yes sir," says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
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