Went out food shopping with the wife when she took a sizeable baguette off the shelf. 'You know..' she said, 'this baguette reminds me a lot of your penis'. Feeling complimented, I replied 'because it's so long and thick?'. 'No...' she shot back. 'because it takes about two days to get hard'.
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