An aspiring, young woodsman from the wilderness of Canada, Peter enjoy's spending his days with a good hunt for the finest meat, pelt, and game he can acquire.
Upon his hunt one day, Peter discovers a very large brown bear approximately 200 yards away. He draws his rifle, takes careful measure in aiming his rifle, and fires his rifle. From what he perceived as the bear being hit, Peter makes his way toward where he spotted the animal. Upon arrival, Peter is shocked that the bear had disappeared. The bear reveals himself from behind, placing his big, warm paw on Peter's shoulder. The bear proceeds to maul Peter to the ground and rape him in a vicious fashion. Peter was able to escape during the act, runs away as fast as he can to safety, and finds refuge as he locks himself into his cabin.
Peter spent all night feeling violated, as he addressed his wounds from the altercation. Nonetheless, Peter comes to a resolve and proceeds to plan for the next day, with a strong determination for the kill.
Peter returns to the area where he spotted the bear with a more powerful, accurate weapon. He hides in the bushes for hours to what seemed as no avail until the bear arrives in plain sight, approximately 200 yards away. Peter points his rifle, takes a more careful measure in aiming his rifle, and fires. With what seemed as absolute certainty, Peter makes his way toward where the bear was shot. Upon arrival, Peter is shocked that the bear had disappeared once again.
The bear reveals himself from behind with his big, warm paw on Peter's shoulder. With a cunning grin, the bear pins the hunter to the ground once again and, in a savage, bloody fashion, rapes Peter. Unable to escape, Peter endured a gruesome rape which seemed to last a lifetime. When the bear was finished, Peter was able to escape. Crying for dear life, Peter runs to his cabin once again.
Peter had a very hard time coping with the event that had just occurred as he curled himself in a fetal position in the corner of the bathtub, where he sat in a cold shower for hours until he could come to his senses. Nonetheless, Peter addressed his wounds and eventually came to his senses.
Peter spends an off-day from the hunt to go to the store, where he invests in a very powerful, very accurate weapon. The hunter returns to the wilderness the following morning with the determination for the kill. He spends several hours in hiding, camouflaged within the bushes until the bear finally appears approximately 200 yards away. Peter positions his weapon, locks the bear within the crosshairs of the scope, takes a deep breath and fires. The bear hits the ground.
With adrenaline rushing through his veins, Peter jumps out of the bushes and sprints to the area where the bear was shot. Upon arrival, Peter's excitement quickly turned into fright as he discovers that the bear disappeared once again. The bear reveals himself once more, with a big, warm paw over the hunter's shoulder. With an evil grin on his face, the bear says to Peter:
"You didn't come here for the hunt, did you?"
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