Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading
security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only
two blocks away when his econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he
could have overlooked such an obvious error, he replied, "I had no Monet
to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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