Lawyer Gets Double

A man is walking along the beach and finds a lamp. Upon seeing
it, he rubs it to get the sand off. Poof, out pops a genie. It
immediately says that he gets three wishes, but whatever he
gets, his lawyer will get double. He is not happy, but decides
that he gets something, so its not all bad.


He immediately wishes for what he has always wanted, a new
Porsche convertible. As he is cruising down the street, he sees
his lawyer outside his house washing his TWO Porsche
convertibles. This makes him mad, seeing his lawyer get
something for nothing.


His next wish was for $1,000,000. As he is at the bank opening
an account, he oversees his lawyer depositing $2,000,000. Now he
is really steamed and cannot believe his lawyer is getting this
much.


The next morning, he is still mad about his lawyer and is
thinking about how to use his last wish. Genie pops up, and he
thinks hard. Then, he gets a grin on his face and says "I'd like
to get beaten half to death!"