A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.
The surgeon says, "Surgery is the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."
The architect says, "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect, when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than that!"
The lawyer puffs his cigar and says, "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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