Here is how do Latvian multiplication. We not yet have American multiplication system, and we hate fucking Russian system, so we do proud Latvian multiplication system in Latvia.
**LATVIAN MULTIPLICATION**
To the example, Ludvigs, Mihails and Pavils argue how many potatoes have. Mihails want have 50 potato, but not sure how many potato have. Pavils math and Ludvigs drink.
**50 potato x 0 potato** (This is original problem need do for math. Now see math below.)
25 potato x 0 potato
12 potato x 0 potato
6 potato x 0 potato
3 potato x 0 potato
1 potato x 0 potato
Now sum right side column:
0+0+0+0+0+0=**0 potato**
So Mihails have zero potato, hungry and Latvia cannot afford American math system, but have independent country and proud mathematical system that superior to Russian Communist math.
[Full thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3pmyh3/teachers_logic_in_grading_math/) and [related comment about Russian multiplication that got deleted.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3pmyh3/teachers_logic_in_grading_math/cw7o1k6) For those wondering, [this is Russian multiplication.](http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.peasant.html)
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