"I'm tired of you always telling me what to do", says a wife to her husband. This sparks a heated argument. Finally he snaps and starts fucking a potato right in front of her.
This only makes her more angry, so she retaliates by pouring lemon juice all over her lap.
"What are you doing now", the man asks.
She shouts, "If you can be a dick-tater, I'm gonna be a sourpuss."
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