and fell in a river.
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three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it.
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The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it.
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The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so.
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The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine".
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The young boy replied "well now, sure. but wait until my dad finds out i saved your life."
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