and as a special treat had my wife's name, Jane, tattooed on my penis. Being quite unfortunately endowed the tattooist could only fit the whole name when I was fully erect. Sadly, normally relaxed only the J and E were visible. That night, my wife and I headed to a typical Jamaican bar and danced the night away. I hit the toilets and there was this massive Jamaican at the next urinal.....drunk, curious and not knowing any black people I glanced over and noticed he had a W and a Y tattooed on his penis. 'Hey?', says I, 'look at mine. I've a J and E for Jane. Who is W and Y, is it Wendy?'. 'No, no' says the big Jamaican,'mine says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day".
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