A religious studies major is talking with his atheist friend in a coffee shop. The religious studies major is explaining how religion impacts one's daily life.
"You may not realize it, but religion has played a big part in your life, too. Your morals are probably heavily influenced by Christian morality, you give gifts to your family in December around a Christian holiday, even the way you *talk* has been influenced by religion!"
Outraged, the atheist exclaims, "Oh my God, are you serious!?"
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