an antisemitic walks into a bar

see's a guy with a yamaka hangs out with priest. To mess with him, the guy tells the bartender to give the priest a drink on him but not the Jew, and make sure he realizes it. The Jew sees the drink, smiles at the guy and keep talking to the priest.

The guy gets upset, tells the bartender to inform the priest, that he will pick up his tab till the rest of the night, and still give nothing to the Jewish guy. The Jew overheard the message, looks at the guy, smiles again and continue talking to the priest.

Now he's pissed off. He stands up and says: "ladies and gentlemen, everybody's drinks are on me, except for this guy" and points at the Jew. Everyone cheers him and the Jew starts laughing. So the guy asks the bartender: "Whats that guy's problem? Is he crazy or something?"

The bartender says: "No, that's the owner."

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