So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar,
After a while the penguin says: "Man I miss Larry he's been missing since last week"
Farmer says: " You mean that vegetable with those weird flaps you had in the basement? It was great with my grilled porterhouse"
And so the penguin says, "Dude, he's not an eggplant, he's retarded
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