Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says Where in the hell have you been? He replies, I was out getting a tattoo. A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly. What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disdain; Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
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