A man and woman getting ready for their first intimate moment

The man removes his shirt and the woman notices bright red spots

she asks "what happened there?"

Man replies "ah, these are lover spots."

"Do you mean liver spots?" She asked

"No, they're LOVER spots"

She shrugs it off and he continues to undress. He takes his pants off and she notices many scars on his knees

She asks "what are those?"

"Oh these scars are from when I was younger and got the kneesles"

Confused she said "I think you mean the measles"

"No no, they're from kneesles"

He continues to take off his underwear and before he could explain she quickly says "oh I know this one! Smallcox right?!"



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