Lady walks in to a porn shop and asks for a vibrator.
The clerk says, "They're all there on the shelf Madam..."
She asks, "What's THIS one?"
"That's our anatomically correct Whicked Wang," says he.
The lady buys it and leaves.....Only to return an hour later.
"How about THIS one?" She asks.
"OH that's our oversized Long Dong Silver Pirate Dildo," replies the clerk.
The lady buys it and leaves....Only to return an hour later.
"How much is this PLAID one?" She asks. "I think I'd like to try this PLAID one.
"It's $25 says." says the clerk.
The lady buys it.
Shortly after she leaves, the clerk's boss calls and asks how business is going.
"Well," says the clerk. "I sold a Whicked Wanger for $12, I sold a Long Dong Silver Pirate Dildo for $18, and I sold your Thermos for $25...."
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