Said the first, I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board. I put up thirty percent of the money, said the second, so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer. Well I put up five percent, pointed out the third partner. What's that make me? The chairman said, I'm appointing you vice president of violence and music. That sounds mighty fine, said the third man, but what does it mean? It means that when I want your bloody advice, I'll whistle.
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