Ladies night out...

So, two ladies ditch their husbands for a ladies night out on a Friday night and they go do whatever middle-aged women think is cool to do on a Friday night. One thing leads to another and these two ladies have drunk a little bit too much and decide to head home and sleep it off. So they're driving home and on the way they realize they have to pee... bad. They try to hold it, but when you gotta go you... (you get it). Finally, they just can't take it anymore and they pull over to the side of the road near a cemetery and decide to drop their underwear and just go.
One lady simply take off her underwear and wipe with those, but the other remembers that hers are a gift from her husband. However, she spotted a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they went home.
That weekends their husbands were at the pub chatting and one says, "These ladies nights out are getting out of hand they really need to stop, last night my wife cam home with out any panties on."
The other man finishes his beer and says, "You think that's bad... My wife came home with a card in her buttcrack that said 'On behalf of the whole fire department, we'll never forget you."