After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!
He's tan!
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He's cute!
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He knows the importance of accessorizing!
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And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face!
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INTRODUCING...
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MR. POTATO HEAD!
( Good with sour cream and butter too! :)
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