Lack Of Meat In Poland

A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So
he goes off to Poland and asks the people: "Excuse me, what do you
think of the lack of meat in Poland?"


All the Poles reply: "Meat? What is meat?"


Seeing he cannot get an answer in Poland he goes to the USSR and
asks the Soviets: "Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat
in Poland?"


All the Soviets reply: "Think? What is think?"


Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USSR he goes to the USA and
asks the Americans: "Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of
meat in Poland?"


All the Americans reply: "Lack? What is lack?"


Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USA he decides to go to
Israel, and asks the Israelis: "Excuse me, what do you think of the
lack of meat in Poland?"


To which all the Israelis reply: "Excuse me? What is excuse me?"