Three girs went to God just before they went down to earth and told him how they wanted to be when the came down. The First girl said, "I want to be samrt." So God sent her down as a Red Head. The second girl said, "I want to be smart and pretty" so God sent her down as a burnett. The third girl said I want to be pretty and self absorbed. So he sent her down as a man.
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