One evening, a woman received an unexpected call from a ticket clerk at a major airline. He read a list of names and asked if she knew any of the people.
"Yes," she said, "they're all friends of my son. How can I help you?"
"The crew was cleaning a plane, and they found this address book," the clerk explained. "After seeing no identification, we looked through the entries and found one we knew could help us. It was under M for Mom."
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