Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham were sitting around a table

When they came up for an idea for a TV series based on the lives of classical musicians. They had all the details nailed down: the music, the plot, the decor, etc.

However, they couldn't decide which character each actor was going to play in the series. Eventually, the three came to an agreement.

Stallon said: "I like Canon in D, so i'll be Pachelbel"

Statham said: "I like Moonlight Sonata, so i'll be Beethoven"

Schwarzenegger said: "I like Toccata and Fugue, so i'll be Bach"

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