Flirty sex jokes, eh?

Hopefully this is the right place for this. But I'm looking for more jokes like the "Fuck me and I'll tell you" joke and the "Knock Knock/May I come in who?" joke. Basically, any joke that sets you up to be inappropriate toward the one being told to insinuate some sort of sexual relations.

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