A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out, "Doctor, kiss me."
The Doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her.
About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out, "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."
Again, he refuses, apologetically, but says that as a doctor he simply cannot kiss her.
Finally, another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with the doctor; "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!!"
"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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