Un borracho iba con su esposa a su casa a las tres de la ma�ana.
La esposa le dijo: �Cuidado, Manuel, una curva cerrada."
Y el borracho contesta: "�Y qu� cre�as que a las tres de la ma�ana iba a estar abierta?"
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