When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my
three-year-old
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower.
She said, Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey,
remember
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"
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