Breaking Up Is Hard To Do..

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.


SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.


ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.


THEATRE: "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"


BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"


PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.


JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."


WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"


BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.


HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.


GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.


ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."


ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.