A man was walking down the street when suddenly he gets hit by a car. During his moment of life he sees a light

If Hillary...

America

Ya momma

your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car

A husband went to...

Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was...

How do you put 50...

1 in front, 2 at back seat, and 47 in ashtray

A Very Depressed Man

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that...

Did you hear...

200 people died.

Sobriety Test

This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire. A police car...

It's not often...

but the other day, I came back from work and saw a piece of paper on may car...

A woman and her...

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's...

When I die...

When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his...