STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION FORM
Name: ______________ (last)
First:(Please tick appropriate box)
Billy-Bob [ ]
Billy-Joe [ ]
Billy-Ray [ ]
Billy-Sue [ ]
Billy-Mae [ ]
Billy-Jack [ ]
Shoe size: ______ (left) ________ (right)
Occupation:
Farmer [ ]
Mechanic [ ]
Hair Dresser [ ]
Unemployed [ ]
Relationship with spouse:
sister [ ]
brother [ ]
aunt [ ]
uncle [ ]
cousin [ ]
mother [ ]
father [ ]
son [ ]
daughter [ ]
pet [ ]
Education: 1 2 3 4 (tick highest grade completed)
Do you own [ ] or rent [ ] your mobile home?
___ total number of vehicles you own
___ number of vehicles that still crank
___ number of vehicles in front yard
___ number of vehicles in back yard
___ number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
truck [ ]
bedroom [ ]
bathroom [ ]
kitchen [ ]
shed [ ]
Model and year of pick-up: __________194__
Do you have a gun rack? [ ]yes [ ]no. (If no, please explain)
___ number of times you've seen Elvis
___ number of times you've seen a UFO
___ number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
weekly [ ]
monthly [ ]
N/A [ ]
Colour of teeth:
yellow [ ]
brownish-yellow [ ]
brown [ ]
black [ ]
N/A [ ]
How far is your home from a paved road:
1-5 miles [ ]
5-10 miles [ ]
don't know [ ]
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