Suddenly, a female genie appears. With a smile she says, "Master, I will grant you one wish."
"Don't you know who I am, bitch? I don't need no woman to give me nothin'", he yells
The genie sighs and says, "But Master, I must grant you one wish or I'll have to---"
"A'ight, Ima let you finish but you can go ahead and let me wake up next morning with three women in my bed."
The genie smirks and says, "So be it"
The next morning, Kanye wakes up to find three women in his bed; Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.
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