After Dallas Cowboy's wide receiver Michael Irvin got caught with drugs and prostitutes, the Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones called him in and said, "How many times do I have to tell you, we do endorsements for Nike and Pepsi, NOT NOOKIE AND COKE!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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