I lay there with my love in bed on a chilly day as I furiously rub my feet on the bed
"What the fuck are you doing?"she asks.
"I'm using friction to create heat to warm my feet" I answer.
"Your thighs are cold, you should rub those too." She says
"They only rub when I walk" I reply
"But you're not walking" she tells me.
"That's the problem" I say
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